Friday, May 25, 2012
Bought a bow and arrows.  Painful learning curve.

Bought a bow and arrows. Painful learning curve.

Friday, April 27, 2012
This is my dog on pot cookies.  Gretsch got into my pot cookie. She only left crumbs. She’s super chill right now. Soooo cute. We could be onto something here.

This is my dog on pot cookies. Gretsch got into my pot cookie. She only left crumbs. She’s super chill right now. Soooo cute. We could be onto something here.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Alfalfa the baby bison. Kao and I had to feed the little miss cuz her mom was unable to.

Alfalfa the baby bison. Kao and I had to feed the little miss cuz her mom was unable to.

I snapped this at the dollar store. $1.25 prego tests. Yikes! Scary for a couple reasons…like has demand brought the price down so low? And can a filler store prego test be that reliable? Double yikes!!

I snapped this at the dollar store. $1.25 prego tests. Yikes! Scary for a couple reasons…like has demand brought the price down so low? And can a filler store prego test be that reliable? Double yikes!!

I used to hate purple and now I’m a fag.

I used to hate purple and now I’m a fag.

Sunday, January 8, 2012
Jessie did my tea leaf reading.  As u can see, helicopters are in my future.

Jessie did my tea leaf reading. As u can see, helicopters are in my future.

Went for a polar bear swim with 4 of my girls.  It was cold as fuck. I got seaweed in my nipple piercing and sand in my vagina. We pumped ourselves by listening to thunderstruck.  5 screaming girls on the beach. So epic. A rainbow appeared after we got out.

Went for a polar bear swim with 4 of my girls. It was cold as fuck. I got seaweed in my nipple piercing and sand in my vagina. We pumped ourselves by listening to thunderstruck. 5 screaming girls on the beach. So epic. A rainbow appeared after we got out.

Mullet hunter

Mullet hunter

Wednesday, December 28, 2011
One of my favorite things in life is sending picture text msg replies when asked what’s new or what I’m doing. I also love receiving the same. Here is a tequila shot taken out of a vagina one of my friends send me. As u can see, I made it my iPhone background. I love my life.

One of my favorite things in life is sending picture text msg replies when asked what’s new or what I’m doing. I also love receiving the same. Here is a tequila shot taken out of a vagina one of my friends send me. As u can see, I made it my iPhone background. I love my life.

Saturday, December 10, 2011
Found a bunch of pics from when I was little. This is by far the most girliest pose ive ever done.

Found a bunch of pics from when I was little. This is by far the most girliest pose ive ever done.