This is my dog on pot cookies. Gretsch got into my pot cookie. She only left crumbs. She’s super chill right now. Soooo cute. We could be onto something here.
I snapped this at the dollar store. $1.25 prego tests. Yikes! Scary for a couple reasons…like has demand brought the price down so low? And can a filler store prego test be that reliable? Double yikes!!
Went for a polar bear swim with 4 of my girls. It was cold as fuck. I got seaweed in my nipple piercing and sand in my vagina. We pumped ourselves by listening to thunderstruck. 5 screaming girls on the beach. So epic. A rainbow appeared after we got out.
One of my favorite things in life is sending picture text msg replies when asked what’s new or what I’m doing. I also love receiving the same. Here is a tequila shot taken out of a vagina one of my friends send me. As u can see, I made it my iPhone background. I love my life.





